All You Can Eat Buffets

"ALL YOU CAN EAT"

Unlimited Food at a Reasonable Price, or Oppression of the People???


Everyone has been to an all you can eat buffet restaurant. But have you ever stopped to think about what the phrase "all you can eat" really implies?

Do restaurants allow you to spend unlimited time at their establishment, so you can truly get "all you can eat"? Or do they force you to leave at what they call a "closing time"?

And if you have purchased "all you can eat", does the restaurant allow you to share some of your food with a friend or relative? Or do they force that person to pay the same price you did?

Since the restaurant supposedly has enough food to give anyone "all they can eat", do they allow homeless, hungry people to enter the restaurant and eat? Or do they only permit entrance to the wealthy?

And what does the restaurant do with the leftover food at the end of the business day? Surely they give the leftovers to the hungry and destitute, you ask. Think again. The food ends up in the dumpster.

Think about it - the restaurant claims to sell you unlimited food at a specific price. If the amount of food you eat approaches infinity, the value of the food in dollars per pound reaches zero. According to the logic of the restaurant, the food is worthless. But they still make you pay. And your friends and family. And the people who need food the most are turned away because they have no money.

It is our belief that NO restaurant has the right to ask anyone to pay any amount of money to dine at an all you can eat buffet.

In 1996 the quiet town of Springfield, Montana began to stand up for itself. Buck's, the only restaurant in the little town, had a daily all you can eat buffet for 8 dollars. The citizens became dissatisfied and concerned about the obvious exploitation of the consumer.

The citizens of Springfield, Montana decided to boycott Buck's. Nonviolent demonstrations were held in the parking lot day and night. Finally the owners of Buck's became aware of the oppressiveness of their policy of mandatory monetary compensation in exchange for the buffet.

Now, about two years later, Buck's is the most popular restaurant in the entire county. The buffet has been LIBERATED - all you can eat for zero dollars. Leftover food is taken directly to the local homeless shelter. And what amazes many people is that Buck's restaurant is more prosperous than ever. Due to the increase in popularity of the restaurant, the owners have been able to afford new pool tables and a mechanical bull.

Stories like this do not have to be uncommon. It can happen in your town. It can happen tomorrow. You can make it happen. You can be the person who LIBERATES the all you can eat buffet in your town!!!

Our group, BuLC, the Buffet Liberation Coalition, wants to see an end to the oppression of the people. It is a long and difficult road, but we will not rest until ALL "all you can eat" buffets across America are liberated.


RESISTANCE IS POSSIBLE (IF DONE CORRECTLY)

Methods of Resistance

Eat - Ins
Enter a buffet restaurant with a large group of people, and refuse to pay for the food you have eaten. If tensions rise, refuse to leave the building. Chain yourself to tables, chairs, etc.

Restaurant Protests
Block the entrance to a restaurant, preventing anyone from getting in or out.

Blitzkrieg Bonanza
Only to be done with physically fit and daring groups of individuals. Rush into a buffet restaurant, grab as much food as you can from the buffet, then run out. It is a good idea to bring large containers with you to fill with food. Scream at the top of your lungs the whole time to intimidate and confuse the oppressors. This tactic should be done with extreme caution and perfect timing.

Buffet Sabotage
Seek temporary employment at an all you can eat buffet restaurant, then your group will have a person "on the inside" when attempting one of the aforementioned resistance tactics.

Do NOT attempt resistance tactics in areas where they are illegal.


Question:
If a restaurant begins to hold free buffets as you demand, won't the restaurant go out of business, or at least lose a lot of money?

Answer:
That is exactly what they want you to think. Consider this... multi-billion dollar corporations lay off American workers and build factories on foreign soil, and then turn around and tell you if they don't didn't do it they'd lose money or go out of business. These are the same people who own the restaurants. Its time to stop believing the lies and stand up for ourselves. In addition, there are documented cases (such as Buck's in Springfield, Montana) where a buffet is liberated, and the popularity of the restaurant increases greatly to the point where profits soar to unprecedented levels. Treating the consumer with respect is ALWAYS good for business.


Question:
Aren't there other causes to fight for, such as world peace, that are more worthy than "liberating" all you can eat buffets?

Answer:
A wise man once said, "God, Guts, and Guns. It's what America was founded on. Let's try to keep it that way." This motto also applies to our situation. God, a.k.a. HID, has called us to this cause. Guts are necessary to digest the food, and Guns because we can, have, and will. People, we give you our cry for freedom. Our mission is to liberate all buffets, and our greater cause is to liberate America! "God bless America, Land of the free."


"Resistance is possible, if done correctly"
Dahr Bemlow
BuLC
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