HOMOSEXUALITY
the REAL TRUTH about "Adam and Steve"
Single people...
Imagine being in a relationship where your best friend of the same sex is
also your lover. Sounds kind of strange, but just bear with us for a
moment. All the miscommunication you suffer with your current
heterosexual relationship would disappear. Frustration from unsatisfying
sex would be a thing of the past. Let's face it, guys talk better with
guys. Guys like spending time with guys. Guys know what guys want out of
sex. The same is true for girls. Only a girl can touch a girl in just
the right spots and at just the right time because she is more experienced
with the female body. Kind of scary, but true.
What does this mean?
Common sense tells us all relationships should be homosexual ones. However, friends, this is not the time for common sense. This is the time to survive! What we are calling for is ...
the ERADICATION of HOMOSEXUALITY!!!
In the 1950s, researcher Dr. Alan Kinsey led a famous study of human sexuality. He discovered all people have at least some homosexual tendencies.
And more recently, in 1993, Stanford researchers proved homosexual relationships are less stressful, more healthy, more wholesome, more intimate, and more fulfilling than heterosexual ones.
In the past, societal implications and pressures prevented people from practicing homosexuality...
But today in the late nineties, homosexuality is no longer "taboo". The barriers have come down, possibly bringing deadly consequences for the human species. If everyone chooses homosexuality, our species will not reproduce, thus sending us down the same path as the dinosaurs, who also practiced homosexuality with rampant frequency.
At this point in our discussion, the Government wants you to laugh and leave this website. But did you know they have a secret agenda to keep homosexuality alive?
It's true - as a matter of fact, every president in the history of this nation has either been gay or bisexual. The only exceptions were Lincoln and Kennedy, who were assassinated under mysterious circumstances by obvious homosexuals.
What can we do? Are we to just bend over and accept our fate? Is it impossible to resist this threat on our survival? Of course not!
It is time to practice and promote heterosexuality like never before...
It is time to resist our own personal temptations to experiment with homosexuality despite incessant urges within our mind and body.
If your parents didn't overcome their homosexual temptations (at least for one brief moment), would you have been born? Think about it....
If the human species is to avoid extinction, we must reproduce. Heterosexuality must be encouraged.
RESISTANCE IS POSSIBLE
(IF DONE CORRECTLY)
Fraudulent Relationships
Begin a homosexual relationship, and then mistreat your partner to the
point where they vow to abandon homosexuality in all its forms. This
method of resistance should only be done by someone with a strong will,
because there will be a huge temptation to give in and become homosexual
after being exposed to the gay lifestyle.
Sabotage Gay Marches
Attend a gay march, then give homosexuality a bad name by acting overly
promiscuous and intimidating onlookers with absurd clothing and foul
language.
Sabotage Gay Media
Subscribe to gay magazines and newspapers, then refuse to pay the bills.
In addition, write letters to the editor pretending to be a homosexual who
has decided to abandon the gay lifestyle because you have realized it is
necessary for our species to reproduce.
Answer:
Yes we did, but we cannot say with certainty what the government's true
agenda is. We suspect their motive may be to help the gay community
develop an immunity to the disease that will eventually kill millions, or
possibly give Congress an excuse to shower AIDS researchers with excessive
funding.
Answer:
A good question, but one rooted in total ignorance. If it wasn't for the
vicious grip of homosexuality, the population of Earth would be about 10
times larger than what it is right now. We wouldn't have to worry about
extinction. Thanks to homosexuality and insects (see our page on
insects), we teeter on the edge of oblivion.
Answer:
Desperate times call for desperate measures. Also, our measures of
dealing with homosexuality are not as extreme as the Nazis with their
concentration camps, and especially the measures of the Republican Party.